A little ficlet

Sun, Jun. 24th, 2007 12:43 pm
alwaysjbj: (Spike_kill)
[personal profile] alwaysjbj
Written for [livejournal.com profile] silentflux

Rated PG
During a slightly altered AtS Season 5



Things That Go Bump in the Night

“What is wrong with you?”

“What’s wrong with me?” He blinked, accepting the proffered glass; surely it was obvious? His eyes flicked rapidly around the room, searching the shadows. “Spike,” he spat. “What else?”

“Well, I admit he can be rather irritating, but I hardly see…”

“That’s it, you don’t… No one does. You don’t know him the way I do. He’s up to something. I know he is.”

“Angel…”

“No, you don’t understand. He wants what I have. He always has. He can’t stand for me to have anything.”

“That’s ridiculous. When was the last time you slept? It’s a known fact that sleep deprivation can lead to paranoia.”

“I can’t sleep.” He plonked the empty tumbler on the desk. “I wake up and he’s there… Watching me. Plotting.”

“Plotting? What could he be plotting? Angel, he’s incorporeal.”

“Is he? I mean, we don’t know that, do we? It could all just be an act, or a spell, or… or something.” He blinked again, trying to clear his suddenly-distorted vision. Lifting a shaking hand to rub his eyes, he turned in horror to his companion. “Wesley?”

“Yes, Angel?”

“Did you... Did you drug me?” he asked in disbelief before slumping unconscious to the floor.

Wesley sighed and collected a blanket from the couch, laying it over the now-snoring vampire as he answered, “Yes, I did. But it was for your own good.” With a shrug and a crooked smile he added quietly to himself, “And for everyone else’s, too.”

Flicking off the light and closing the door quietly behind him, the former watcher went to let the rest of the AI crew know that his mission had been a success.

*****

A shadowy shape emerged from the darkness, gaining form as it moved. A rumbling laugh sounded as it made its way over to the sleeping vampire.

A quick scan of the desk and the grin widened. “Well, well. What have we here?”

Focusing his will, the blonde reached out, grasping the tube carefully. He unscrewed the lid and squeezed the contents into Angel’s hair; adding a handful of coloured paperclips as a final embellishment and dropping the now-empty Superglue tube in the bin.

“Always said you were a poof.” Spike grinned. “Now let’s see what’s so ‘urgent and confidential’,” he added, flipping open the marked folder on the desk.

the end

Date: 24/6/07 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com
Hee Hee Hee!

This is a kick, hon!

Gabrielle

Date: 24/6/07 03:05 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Default)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
*giggles* Thank you! It was fun to write... I love it when they both behave like overgrown boys.

Date: 24/6/07 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com
Well you did a wonderful job of making me smile, I can tell you that!


Gabrielle

Date: 24/6/07 03:20 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Signlanguage)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
That makes me very happy!! *hugs you*

Date: 24/6/07 03:01 am (UTC)
ext_2333: "That's right,  people, I am a constant surprise." (Default)
From: [identity profile] makd.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Date: 24/6/07 03:05 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (ThreatbyVK)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
LOL. Thank you!

Date: 24/6/07 03:38 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Default)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
*giggles* Thanks!

Date: 24/6/07 04:23 am (UTC)
silentflux: (Abby S - smile)
From: [personal profile] silentflux
*reads again*

*giggles uncontrollably*

Like I said before, hon... This was awesome! :D

Date: 24/6/07 09:00 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Betrayal)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
*grin* I'm glad I was able to make you giggle!

Date: 24/6/07 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] petzipellepingo.livejournal.com
Hee! And bwah!

Date: 24/6/07 09:01 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Default)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
LOL. Thank you!

Date: 24/6/07 08:13 am (UTC)
ext_11988: made by lmbossy (Default)
From: [identity profile] kazzy-cee.livejournal.com
ROFL!!!! Love it! The superglue was a master touch.

Date: 24/6/07 09:03 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (Default)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
LOL Thank you, sweetie. I figured Angel may as well have a good reason to be paranoid... and it's more fun for Spike that way! *evil grin*

Date: 24/6/07 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pfeifferpack.livejournal.com
So easy to see Spike doing just something like this! Anything to get Angel's goat (before OR after sacrifice *G*)....LOL.

Kathleen

Date: 25/6/07 12:37 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (always_kazzy_cee)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Yeah, I can so see Spike doing this lol... and Angel's paranoia, too. LOL

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Date: 25/6/07 01:11 am (UTC)
jerusha: (lol spike)
From: [personal profile] jerusha
Bwahahaha! I love it! Sneaky Wesley...

Date: 25/6/07 02:15 am (UTC)
ext_7165: (HotChoc)
From: [identity profile] alwaysjbj.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Yeah, but poor Wes was simnply the 'designated doper' and I am sure he will have to listen to Angel whine about it for a long time to come... especially after Spike's little trick! LOL

I'm glad you enjoyed this.

Date: 25/6/07 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celesteavonne.livejournal.com
Yes! Love it. Great one :)

Date: 25/6/07 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikereader.livejournal.com
Angel with sticky up paperclip hair - what a wonderful visual. Loved it. :)

Date: 25/6/07 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spygrrl76.livejournal.com
LOL...that was great!! You could totally create a hilarious series out of this. I love Angel & Spike bickering this way. Petty Angel & Spike rock!

Date: 27/6/07 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amavel-bel.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHAAH, hilarious!!!

^__^

Date: 27/6/07 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkspace99.livejournal.com
One word. HILARIOUS! I love Spike. He has the best ideas. Poor Angel. He was right all along and nobody believed him. Hehehehe...

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