New Chap Of Cornpone and the Bloodsuckers

[alwaysjbj]

Chapter 4 of 'Corny' for those who have been reading this... our thanx, and I hope you continue to enjoy.

 

For those who have nominated Corny for awards... again a HUGE thanx!! mefiant_aus  and I have had so much fun writing this and it is lovely to know that it has given others enjoyment too.

(Chapter 4)

Comments

[amybnnyc.livejournal.com]

OK, I have 5 things to say:

1. Chaps on backwards
2. Riley can't hold on to feet, either
3. Spike doesn't know Harm's scent
4. Epileptic Jack Russel
5. IT WORKS FOR SOCKS!

BWAHAHAHA...OMG, thanks gals...hee!

So very happy...and so freakin' FUNNY!

[mefiant-aus.livejournal.com]

1) have no idea if you can actually put chaps on backwards but it sounded good when i wrote it. lol

2) We all know riley is an idiot

3) Yeah but did you really think he was ever that interested in Harmony lol

4) Once again i tried to think of the most annoying animal possible. Have you seen one of those things bounce OMG

5) See number 2

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

All I can say is...'what she said'... **points to Mefs reply**.. AND Yeah... but it was fun!!!!

[diabola79.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha.....

Oh god, you two are amazing! How can you think up so much stupidity? This is hilarious!

The boot, oh my god what a visual! Poor Buffy will prolly really end up dying from laughter, good thing Spike is there. -- Hey, you think he'll manage to rescue her before he breaks down laughing? Or he could unchain her and then they stay 'cos at the movies you have to pay good money for that level of stupidity. Oh, or show them how it's done right.

Why the hell need vampires condoms??? And how can one be to stupid to put one on??? --- Wow, I really hope I'll be able to stop laughing those guys some time this year *rofl*

More please *lol*

[mefiant-aus.livejournal.com]

Well what can we say...it's a gift

Buffy and Spike deserve a little fun after Joss and his angst-o-rama

It's so much fun writing this with Queen C

Cornpone

[(Anonymous)]

I am still laughing! I've been howling all the way through it. Oh my god. My side hurts! You are evil women!!!!!

Re: Cornpone

[mefiant-aus.livejournal.com]

We the authors of Cornpone and the Bloodsuckers do not accept any liability for injuries or damages to persons and/or their computers.

That also includes damage to monitors due to flying food or liquids and injuries due to falling from chairs etc.

Re: Cornpone

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

OMG Mef... I LOVE the disclaimer... ok... that HAS to go on ALL our future posts!!!! he he.

New Chap.

[(Anonymous)]

OMG!!! Where do you come up with all those hilarious scenarios? You had me laughing sooo hard, I'm still reeling from all the nuttiness!! Hehehe, vamp condoms!!! Xander humping like a dog!! Riley and his girlyness!! OMG!! Riley lusting over Xander!! I almost chocked on my water while reading this....reminder, never drink anything when subjected to uproarious spouts of laughter. Great job!!!! Can't wait to see Spike's reaction!!!

Esther

Re: New Chap.

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Thanx Esther...so glad you are enjoying it!!

It really is soo much fun to write.

Um... as for the hilarious scenarios... natural talent..or possibly insanity??? Most likely the latter... but I'm gonna go with the first choice anyway!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Totally hilarious!

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Thankyou Speakers... I am so glad you are enjoying it!
I have never written with someone before and writting with Mef is a HELL OF A LOT of fun!!!

Evill::shakes head::

[redwulf50.livejournal.com]

Damn hurry up I need to see spike beat the shit out of the uhhhhm, threesome lol

Re: Evill::shakes head::

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Tell me puppy...what makes you think it is Spike??? How do you know it isn't Angel come to join in all the fun???

Next chap soon there's a good little wulfie... learn a little patience!

[ladycat713.livejournal.com]

Stupid clumsy vampires trying to have sex in a room that has wooden unicorns in it... A recipe for disaster or just too darn funny.


one small word error though instead of Xander ignored Riley’s plaintiff voice it should be plaintive. It means Expressing sorrow; mournful or melancholy.

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Thanx I am glad you enjoyed it!...yeah....well what can I say they ARE stupid after all. LOL

Thanx alot for the pickup on the word... I should have mentioned it is unbeta'd as yet and it is amazing the difference between what you mean to type and what your fingers actually do type at 11 at night.lol. Will fix that now. And I swear I did check it over... really I did. lol.

[ladycat713.livejournal.com]

It's one of those close but not quite words that come out when you're typing fast not to mention neither one is commonly used by most people. The most common one I see is taunt instead of taut . I also saw a story once that had great storytelling and wonderful characterization and the only flaw was that they had Spike call Angel a pounce instead of a ponce.

[spikeslovebite.livejournal.com]

god i SO needed that laugh!!!

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

We aim to please Tam... so glad it gave you a giggle!!!

[megan-peta.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! It took me a while to get past the fact that Xander almost bit off Riley's cock, but how much justice would that be?? The really sad thing ehre is, I cna actually see this scenario so easily, all with Buffy and her poor abused feet (that was just an inspired and gorgeous detail!) chained and laughing hysterically...I'm picturing it right now.

And guys we are going to have THE BEST time in Melbourne...I'm getting excited about it all again...but even more, I need more of this fic...you left it too cruelly!

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

LOL...I am so glad you are enjoying this Megan. Yes it would have been poetic justice wouldn't it...however we have other things in mind for our idiot Cornpone.

Yes I felt sorry for Buffy's poor feet... but at least it was her feet and not her head!

And there is NO way you could convince me that you want mor of this fic NORE than you are looking forward to Melbourne!! And OH YEAH are we ever gonna have a good time!!!

[sandy-s.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, sweetie! *squishes* Hope you like em!

[alwaysjbj.livejournal.com]

Oh Sandy they are goregeous!!! Thankyou sooo much!! **squishes back**